February 2012
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January 2012
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Video round-up!
A few old favorites that I remembered this week.
The moth joke as told by Norm McDonald
Chicken Boo and Katie Ka-Boom collide
Edgar Wright’s fake trailer from Grindhouse
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MEMORIES with Jess Price
Holy shit. Every now and then I hear the Foo Fighters song Everlong and remember how much I fucking loved it as a teenager.
I didn’t have cable tv until I was in high school so I really missed the boat on anything that was happening on MTV when I was younger. When my parents finally caved, I think I was either a freshman or sophomore in high school. And this song/video hit MTV right when...
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Hand Writing #??
It has been a long time since I’ve posted one of these, but I happened to take a picture of my hand today so here it is.
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December 2011
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THE ULTIMATE BABE MOVIE: BATMAN BEGINS
After watching this fine movie again yesterday, I figured I’d dig this old thing out of its grave. I wrote it several years ago, so it’s entirely likely that there are newer ultimate babe movies (The Dark Knight?), but I still agree with the statements below:
One. You’ve got your regular hot babe: Christian Bale. Nice face. Nice bod. Standard babe. Seeing this man shirtless makes...
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An ad that pretends to be art is — at absolute best — like somebody who smiles...
– David Foster Wallace (via themadeshop)
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November 2011
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Dear Upstairs Neighbor,
Let me just cut right to the chase: it is unpleasant living below you.
When I moved in, you did not live above me and it was pleasant. Now you do and it is not.
On a positive note, it doesn’t have to be so terrible.
Perhaps you could try taking your shoes off indoors.
Or, when you go to bed, especially when it is at 3am, try to not make a lot of loud banging noises. Maybe get your dresser...
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Texts about Downton Abbey
Series two may not be stateside, but that doesn’t mean the internet doesn’t have it. Go get it! You deserve to have more Maggie Smith in your life.
SPOILER ALERT:
This is cool or whatever but can we just go watch Jurassic Park?
– Me, whenever I’m anywhere doing anything that’s not watching Jurassic Park. (via synecdoche)
October 2011
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kundalinisyndrome:
HOLY SHIT I WANT TO LISTEN TO THIS FOREVER.
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I Hate Dancing
I am a grown woman. When it comes to things I’ve tried, I know what I like and I know what I don’t like.
I don’t like going out dancing.
I’ve tried it many times and I just don’t like it. There’s nothing you or anyone else can do about it. And I’m fine with that. Maybe it makes me look like some kind of no-fun-stick-up-my-ass-asshole, but, frankly, I...
September 2011
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August 2011
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deleteyourself:
The NSKYC camera took a 48 hour timelapse of hurricane Irene. The bottom bar is the average color of the sky at that frame.
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Salman Rushdie reads Donald Barthelme's... →
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Michael Johansson
Everything this guy does slays me. I need to be in the same room with this.
“I am intrigued by irregularities in daily life. Not those that appear when something extraordinary occurs, but those that are created by an exaggerated form of regularity. Colours or patterns from two separate objects or environments concur, like when two people pass each other dressed in the exact same...